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Joke of the Day
"What do you call four white guys in a band? The 4Skins"
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"I would never buy a plastic 3D printed car Unless it came with ABS."
"Here's one for you 369"
"Pregnant Eskimo What did the eskimo say when her water broke? Oh no, my ice cracked!"
"Husband: ""Honey, at work I fainted, and Natalie took me to the doctor. He says I need a brain surgery in 72 hours and blood transfusion also."" Wife: ""Who is Natalie?"""
"""I'm so sorry"" and ""my bad"" can be used interchangeably Except at funerals."
"My girlfriend buys candles the same way I buy weed. She looks at the color, opens it and smells it, buys it, then lights it on fire to relax"
"Two scientists walk into a bar... Two scientists walk into a bar. The first asks for H2O. The second asks for H2O, too. The second man dies."
"Demi Lovato is my favorite singer that is half human, half Lovato."
"Patient: Doctor! Doctor! I think I'm addicted to Twitter! Doctor: Sorry, I don't follow you."