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Joke of the Day
"What do you call four white guys in a band? The 4Skins"
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"Q: How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb? A: Seven; one to change and the other six to sing about how good the old one was."
"What do you call milk at the edge of a cliff? Legendary"
"A tiger got his tail caught in a lawn mower... He looked at it and said, ""It won't be long now...."""
"What's three feet tall and can't turn around in a hallway? A toddler with a harpoon in it's throat."
"People with scoliosis are the same as you or I... But with a twist. I'll see myself out."
"Potato Chip are like car company they are very good at making air bags."
"What's a dancer's favorite type of water? Tap water"
"*walks into bank* THIS IS A ROBBERY *people drop to the floor* JUST KIDDING, BUT NOW THAT YOU'RE LISTENING *lowers guns* A TOMATO IS A FRUIT"
"""Ever wonder why Rice Krispies costs the same as quieter cereals?"" why would- ""It's because they're sold by weight-"" Dan, NO ""not by volume"""