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Joke of the Day
"Who's the King's best mathematician? Sir Cumference"
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"[OC] What did the disgruntled barber give to the prince? A bad heir day."
"I saw a midget carrying a TV to his car I asked him: ""Do you need some help carrying that plasma?"" He said: ""Fuck off asshole, it's an iPad"""
"What do black people get after death? Nigger mortis"
"What's Forrest Gump's password? 1forrest1."
"Nothing says' I love my dog' quite like spending more money on his haircut than you do your own."
"""Hey, did you get a haircut today?"" ""No, I got all of them cut."""
"Never lie! Said Mommy to little Timmy and handed him over to Santa."
"What is your favorite joke that's so bad it has become funny again?"
"Headed to a funeral. #yolo"