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Joke of the Day
"I think Marco Rubio has spine issues. Every time someone says Marco, someone says POLIO"
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"Why DOES ""February"" have that extra R? It should just be ""Februay."""
"What's a gay couples least favorite fruit? Cantaloupe."
"Thanks for declaring on Facebook that you've found ""true love."" I look forward to watching it implode in real time."
"Why does Donald Trump take Xanax? For Hispanic attacks."
"Girl wins a watch ""Mom, the old man down the street told me that if I sucked his dick he'd give me THIS WATCH!"""
"Sometimes I like to pretend I am a cat ...and ignore my wife until it is dinner time"
"How do you calm down an astronaut? ...you give him space."
"#BREAKING Oscar Pistorius has today made a plea for clemency ahead of his sentencing in April Mr Pistorius claims he is not the first bloke to come home legless and put a few loads into his missus."
"Woke up and saw my shadow and it looked fat. Six more weeks of self-loathing."