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Joke of the Day
"How do you calm down an astronaut? ...you give him space."
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"When I was a kid I was full of piss and vinegar... Now I'm just pissin' vinegar."
"What do you call bread from heaven? 100% holy grain"
"Why do Computer Scientists always mix up Halloween and Christmas? Because OCT 31 = DEC 25!"
"Priest, pedophile and rapist enters a bar... Then he sits down and orders a drink."
"What do you get when you cross an ape and a black person?? A really stupid ape"
"So this hot blonde walks up to the bartender and asks for a double entendre So he gives it to her"
"They say acid is a gateway drug.. But good luck getting to the fridge when there's a fucking dragon guarding it!"
"A guy gives free circumcisions He gets asked, ""well, if you don't get paid, how do you keep the food on the table?"" He answers, ""I keep the tips"""
"You can learn a lot about your kids by simply turning off the TV and talking. For example I discovered that mine are really boring."