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Joke of the Day

"Why does Donald Trump take Xanax? For Hispanic attacks."

"Did you hear about the day your parents got married? It was so beautiful even the cake was in teirs."

"What do broccoli and sex have in common? NSFW If you were forced to have it as a child you're gonna hate it as an adult."

"I paid $10 and got $20 worth of fishing supplies. It was a net gain."

"Q: Why was the blood donation unsuccessful? A: Because it was all in vein."

"I'll play duck-duck-goose and give all gooses. I don't give a duck."

"I hate when old people poke you at a wedding and say ""you're next"". So next time I was at a funeral I poked them and said ""you're next"

"Pilot: Tower there's a runway light burning. Tower: I'm sure there must be dozens of lights burning. Pilot: Sorry I mean it's smoking."

"What's black and doesn't work? Decaffeinated coffee, you racist bastard."

"Someone should call 911... ...because YouTube is having one of its daily 500 seizures."