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Joke of the Day

"Last year I took a visual design class... ...and our final exam was to design a fireworks display. I passed with flying colors."

"Why can't the T-Rex clap it's hands? Because it's extinct."

"what did the mod say when he used the bathroom? ""log out"""

"What does the Pink Panther say when he steps on an ant? Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant dead ant dead ant dead ant dead annnnnntttttttt Courtesy of my little cousin."

"*corrects your grammar incorrectly, winks at your date*"

"It took 11 years but hubby can finally read me like a book. A Greek book. Read upside down wearing a blindfold. It's a vast improvement."

"You can't run through a campground You can only ran, because it's past tents"

"How do you get a bass player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza."

"What's the difference between Pizza and Jews during the Holocaust? Pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven."

"Why do doctors spank babies when they are first born? The penises fall off the dumb ones."