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Joke of the Day

"What does the Pink Panther say when he steps on an ant? Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant dead ant dead ant dead ant dead annnnnntttttttt Courtesy of my little cousin."

"What's the best way to get bubblegum out of your hair? Cancer"

"My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned ... couldn't concentrate."

"Why did the US Informant get stuck in Russia? He was snowed-in."

"What kind of phone does a burglar use? A no-key-a"

"If you've ever wondered which of your friends loved V for Vendetta, you're in luck today."

"I WISH I WERE PAC-MAN SO WHEN I GOT UPSET I COULD EAT SOME CHERRIES & EVERYONE AROUND ME WOULD TURN INTO GHOSTS"

"How do Germans tie their shoes? In little Nazis"

"I had Taylor Swift in my head all day... ...I just shouldn't shake her off, shake her off..."

"What do ghosts watch if they want to relax? Skelly-vision!"