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Joke of the Day
"You can't run through a campground You can only ran, because it's past tents"
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"Top 5 birth control methods 1. pills 2. hysterectomy 3. jean jackets 4. crocs 5. putting ketchup all over the fries instead of on the side"
"*covers himself in Nutella to hide his body heat from the Predator*"
"The ""Parmesan"" cheese in the USA is an abomination of the original. Start buying parmigiano reggiano and make America grate again."
"Almost 100 degrees here, which sucks. Although, to be fair, only the last 15 degrees suck. I'm okay with the rest of them."
"Just heard about this teacher who had sex with his student. Another reason I won't send MY dog to obedience school"
"Happy International Women's day. Or a sad one. Or an angry one. Or a passive aggressive one. You never really know with women."
"I just got a new job working for R.E.M. . . . I'm expecting a generous Michael Stipend."
"A Priest, a Homosexual, and a Pedophile walk into a bar... And he orders a beer."
"My ex-girlfriend weighed 85 pounds But that's about average considering she's 9"