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"You can't run through a campground You can only ran, because it's past tents"
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"Nothing in the history of the English language has backfired more than the phrase ""calm down."""
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"Reading about how much Daniel Craig hates Bond is like The Pope Visiting Kim Davis all over again."
"Why did the queen bee scald the worker bee? Because he was misbeehiving"
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"Why is French person a better team player than a pirate? The pirate says, ""Aye, aye!"" The French says, ""Oui, oui!"""