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Joke of the Day
"Why can't the T-Rex clap it's hands? Because it's extinct."
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"Einstein invented a theory about space... and it was about time too!"
"Why is yellow afraid of red? Because red blue green."
"maybe ancient civilizations wouldn't have died out if they'd built regular buildings instead of these dumb ruins"
"[catches your phone before it hits the ground] Whew, that was close! [smashes your phone against the wall] See, that could have happened."
"I met a farmer today Hes not well known, but hes out standing in his field."
"Why did Harry Potter buy so many golden snitches? Because they were only a quideach"
"The egyptian man wouldnt admit he'd fallen in a river I guess he was in de Nile"
"Why are the people of Saudi Arabia always behind the times? Because they live under Iraq."
"How many Redditors does it take to change a lightbulb? About 8000"