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Joke of the Day

"Why can't the T-Rex clap it's hands? Because it's extinct."

"Yo mama so fat, when she went to Hogwarts for the first time, the sorting hat said ""Awwwwww hell 'naw!!"""

"What is the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The Wheelchair"

"My girlfriend walked in on me again while I was eating cake frosting she'd hidden in the fridge. I hate getting caught masticating."

"This is not funny. I thought you said your joke was funny. It's not my joke."

"Im still waiting for a movie in which someone says ""buy me some time"" and the guy goes and buys him a clock"

"Why aren't there many women on death row? Ladies first."

"Why haven't Women landed on the Moon? - Because it doesn't need cleaning yet!"

"""Balls!"" Said the queen. ""If I had two I'd be the king!"""

"Why was Chuck Norris born by her aunt? Because no one dared to fuck his mother..."