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Joke of the Day
"Why do doctors spank babies when they are first born? The penises fall off the dumb ones."
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"American police."
"My liver's so black, it went to a respected college, got a great job, and made it's family very proud. Weren't expecting that, huh? Racist."
"What is the 100% guaranteed way to get younger looking skin? Believe in reincarnation."
"Every club is a strip club, if you have the money. Every zoo is a petting zoo, if you have the balls."
"I owe my life to Nickelback I got in a horrible car crash and was in 6 month coma. Then the nurse switched the song to Nickelback. I woke up and muted it."
"Saudi Arabia 900 women thinking they can run for office and win. Ha"
"TIFU by spraying water on a topless model Now all the seats are wet"
"What's the difference between the lavatory and the cemetery? No difference - when you gotta go, you gotta go!"
"Did you hear about the Baton Rouge bride who cancelled the wedding when she heard her friends were planning to give her a shower?"