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Joke of the Day
"How do you get a bass player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza."
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"I tried explaining to my girlfriend how hard it is to pee with a boner... Now she stands in the bathroom naked just to make it harder"
"If you hate Capitalism so much, then just write everything in lower case. Problem solved."
"Did you hear about the vampire bicycle that went round biting people's arms off? It was a vicious cycle."
"What's the worst kind of incompetent? Leader."
"What do you call bears with no ears? B"
"My wife was raped by a troupe of mimes They did unspeakable things to her"
"If a road runs parallel to a river, there's probably a bridge nearby. No reason to cross five lanes of traffic, Frogger, you dumbshit."
"Some people say it's not what you know, but who you know... I say it's not who you know, but whom you know."
"Why did Harrison Ford Crash his plane? because he was flying solo and went look no hans..."