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Joke of the Day
"what did the mod say when he used the bathroom? ""log out"""
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"What do you call a dog with a lot of friends? Pawpular!"
"I accidentally opened the fitness app on my phone for the first time ever. It just began pointing at me & laughing."
"I overheard a gentleman saying he grew up with Drew Brees, and that he wasn't a very nice person... I said, ""Hey! Drew Brees is a *Saint!*"""
"DJ: ""MARRIED PEOPLE IN THE CLUB TONIGHT MAKE SOME NOOOIISE!"" *Groans* *Sobs* *sighs* *a solitary gunshot*"
"5th grade teacher: ""You have more wrong answers than your whole class combined. I have never seen one person make so many mistakes."" Student: ""Well... not *one* person. My dad helped me too."""
"How do you know when you're in a true, tough lesbian bar? Even the pool tables have no balls"
"I hate all the ""creepy clown"" news. I'm having a clown solidarity march at dusk near an abandoned insane asylum. Need a calliope player."
"5 Arabs are sitting around looking at pictures of thier kids One says to the others they blow up so fast!!"
"hAD SO MYCH COFFEE WHO wantS TO HELP ME STOP KONY LETS GO LETS STEAL A CAR BRO CMON"