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Joke of the Day

"""that's the power of German engineering"" is a great slogan for your product if you're selling fear"

"How does an Alabama mother know when her daughter is on her period? She can taste the blood on her son's dick. (Credit to my uncle)"

"What do you call a bunch of phones having sex? A 4G."

"What's the difference between a lentil and a chickpea? Asian businessmen don't pay thousands of dollars to have a lentil on their face"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Craig ! Craig who ? Craig in the wall !"

"My my most hated typo is is when I double double words. My second most hated leave out words. Then there subject verbs agreement from edits."

"When I was young I had to go to walking school. It was tough. They really put you through your paces there"

"What does Chick-fil-A and their CEO have in common? Both hate when people stick beef between two buns."

"I recently gave up smoking. I'm really Indiana Jonesin' for a smoke."

"[Wildebeest orbiting the earth in a spacesuit, uselessly kicking its legs madly every time a really grassy part comes into view]"