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Joke of the Day

"kid who doesn't believe in Santa What do you call a kid who doesn't believe in Santa? A rebel without a Claus."

"I would be so ashamed if I had a kid who didn't want to be famous."

"Don't worry about the world coming to an end today... ...It is already tomorrow in Australia."

"Women know that men are like linoleum . . . If they lay 'em right the first time, they can walk on them for years."

"What do you call a school that teaches you how to draw hairy butts? Colon-hairy Arts School!"

"People from the UK have been exercising more. They've lost a few pounds."

"Me and be Jealous?... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ... Who is McDonald's and why are you 'lovin it'?"

"Where did the cat go when it lost it's tail? To the retail store!"

"My wife said she was leaving me because of my obsession with bodybuilding. I could feel the weight lifting from my shoulders."

"S&M My wife and I are into S&M. She goes to Sleep, I Masturbate."