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Joke of the Day
"She told me she liked it doggy style so I gave her a treat & took her for a walk."
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"My young nephew said that people with glasses should only be able to marry other people with glasses. He's like a tiny Republican senator."
"You guys hear about that mathematics student who was flunking? He only understood his field to a degree and decided to look at it from a new angle."
"Why was the paralysed man uncool? Because he was lame."
"Do you know what Pinocchio and your dad have in common? They were both inside a whale."
"What do you call a gay man from the deep South a Homo-sex-y'all"
"How come Greek salad doesn't have any lettuce? Austerity."
"If you roll out your chapstick more than an inch, I'll see you in court."
"I thought my Haitian friend was finally going to show me zombies... but it was actually just 'some bees'"
"She needs to slow her roll. Only been with my girlfriend for two months and she wants to meet my parents. She needs to chill, i waited nine months before meeting them myself."