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Joke of the Day
"How come Greek salad doesn't have any lettuce? Austerity."
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"There's two fish in a tank. One turns to the other and says You man the guns, I'll drive'"
"Someone told me that when there is a tornado, to hide in a location without windows. Such as a bathroom or basement. Replied that an Apple store would work as well."
"Who was Mako Mori's existentialist monk brother? Memento."
"Where will you find the best jokes? Not on /r/jokes"
"Jurassic World is so unrealistic. Like a teenager would ever just drop his cell phone while being chased by a dinosaur."
"What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? ....getting her out of the wheelchair."
"If you have to ask if it's too early to drink...you're an amateur & we can't be friends"
"If a bear attacks you, play dead. Ok good, you're about to feel like this forever"
"What do you call 2 Nuns & a Cheerleader? 2 Tightends & a Wide Reciever"