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Joke of the Day

"I thought my Haitian friend was finally going to show me zombies... but it was actually just 'some bees'"

"I'm a party animal... because when I go to parties I end up pissing on the floor"

"*sets trap* *snares the Easter Bunny* *pats his head* *lets him go* What?!?...What did you think I was going to do, you savages."

"What did both Barack Obama and Donald Trump have in common as winning presidential candidates? A cool catchphrase."

"How does Moses make his tea? He brews it."

"TIL Redditors are easy to fool."

"Civil War puns are the best And General Lee, they're easy to make."

"Splinter: Leo. Mikey: I'm Michelangelo. That's Leo. Donny: I'm Donatello. That's Leo. Leo: I thought I was Raphael. - Why they wear masks"

"What are your most hilarious jokes if you dont know your opposite person?"

"What do you call a midget with a dildo on backwards? Shrimp cocktail."