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Joke of the Day
"Why was the paralysed man uncool? Because he was lame."
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"What did the brown cow say to the brown chicken? Brown chicken brown cow ;)"
"""Any women in the audience who think I'm a male chauvinist, say ""Boooo!"" Every woman in the audience yelled ""Booo!"" The speaker said to the crowd, ""Obedient little bitches, aren't you?"""
"I just invested in chicken stock. It's all gravy."
"Camping. Or as I like to call it: ""White people playing homeless."""
"I figured something was fishy with my doctor when he was giving me a rectal exam, but he had both hands on my shoulders."
"Every day Sunny Leone creates history... Then we have to go to Settings and delete that History."
"For years I thought hitchhikers were complimenting my driving."
"We live in an age where mentioning you read a book seems a little bit like you're showing off."
"Donut that is out of this world!!! What do you call a donut that is out of this world? -----Astronaut-----"