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Joke of the Day

"My friend was a pro at Russian Roulette He only lost once."

"After just starting uni, I have decided I don't like referencing. I don't like it et al."

"After tonight's World Series game... It looks like the Indians are going to have a different type of trail of tears."

"The frightened tourist: ""Are there any bats in this cave?"" The guide: ""There were but don't worry the snakes ate all of them."""

"Did you hear about the guy that only ate one chicken leg per day? He was malnourished due to his paltry (poultry) diet."

"Why was my boss surprised to see me screwing with the IT guy? They said IT couldn't be done"

"What's the most encouraging calisthenic? Chin-ups!"

"What is the difference between a Siberian husky and an Alaskan husky? About 1500 miles."

"""Sit down. I've got some bad news."" (Every Milkman's boss 30 years ago)"

"Can someone please invent pantyhose that don't rip? I think everyone in this bank just saw my face."