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Joke of the Day
"What's the most encouraging calisthenic? Chin-ups!"
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"When the doctors diagnosed me with leprosy... ...I laughed my head off."
"Saudi Arabia 'chosen to head key UN human rights panel' Joke is UN."
"What kind of fabric does Mario use? Denim denim denim."
"Why do milking stools only have 3 legs? Because the cow has the udder"
"I wonder about the people who unfollow after one day. What were they expecting, Louis C.K.?"
"What did the drifter say to the person he hit ? RIP my E-brake"
"What do you call a helpful potato? A Facilitater"
"I wish I was as photogenic as most puppies."
"[assembling baby's cot] Wife: take that bit off Me [reluctantly removing the machine gun turret]: so anyone can just walk in here then"