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Joke of the Day

"What is the difference between a Siberian husky and an Alaskan husky? About 1500 miles."

"What does an unfunny person tell a salad? Teach me senpai! http://imgur.com/jxe8KFk"

"Why is peter pan always flying? He neverlands I like this joke because it never grows old This joke is off the hook Sorry"

"How to be a good person: 1. Listen to everything they say on Fox News. 2. Do the exact opposite."

"For every player who credits God for the win, a player from the opposing team can logically blame God for the loss."

"Valentines Day is the day that the ""V"" and ""D"" come together .."

"Why did God kick Joe Paterno out of Heaven? ....because he picked Michael Jackson as his new assistant coach."

"""Mommy, why do I have black skin and you have white skin?"" ""Honey, when I think back to that night, you're lucky you don't bark."""

"As Microsoft reveal the new Windows 10, people start to question what happened to Windows 9. Microsoft's answer: Windows 7 ate it."

"Sup girl, I hear u like bad boys *I open the wrong side of juice carton* *evil spirit flies out* Oh, so that's why they say don't do that"