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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the guy that only ate one chicken leg per day? He was malnourished due to his paltry (poultry) diet."

"I'm half black... Bottom half"

"Billion dollar idea: Meth with Flouride"

"Dear Parents If you want to find out where your Son/Doughter is in the house, Simply turn off WI-FI and Wait"

"You can tell by a woman's feet how she feels about you. If they are behind her ears, she likes you."

"What do you call a bee who's had a spell put on him ? He's bee-witched !"

"What does Hitler drink every morning? Concentrated Jews"

"Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff [Ba dum tssshhh](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bcYppAs6ZdI)"

"Psychics A young psychic dwarf escapes from prison. The newspaper headline the next day: ""Small Medium at Large"". Edit: Small not short"

"Sometimes I like to repost my statuses that didn't get any ""Likes""... because they deserve a second chance too."