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Joke of the Day
"After just starting uni, I have decided I don't like referencing. I don't like it et al."
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"I wish I was getting a divorce. Because it would mean someone once loved me enough to marry me."
"What do you call a football team full of retards? Special teams."
"Having dinner last night, my six-year-old turned to me and said, 'Dad, when I grow up, I'm gonna marry you.' We laughed about it. Then my wife said, 'Don't make the same mistake I did.'"
"What do Margaret Thatcher and Jimmy Saville have in common ? They both shafted minors in the 1980's."
"Sleeping in tomorrow so I have to put my phone on Lebron Mode... No ring"
"What do you get if you cross teeth with candy ? Dental floss !"
"It's pretty rude how they'll kick you out of the hospital just for using a defibrillator to make a grilled cheese sandwich."
"When I die, I hope it's doing something I hate. That way I'll be glad I'm dead."
"I think my grandmother has been spying on me in my bedroom. She told me I have a lot of spunk!"