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Joke of the Day
"Why was my boss surprised to see me screwing with the IT guy? They said IT couldn't be done"
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"Where do animals go when they lose their tails? The retail store!"
"I get nudes from Adele Sorry, *a dell*"
"My buddy told me he was having sex with twins... I asked how do you tell them apart? He said, ""Her brother has a mustache"""
"Why was the vampire's girlfriend mad at him? Because she couldn't finish her sentences. Why couldn't she finish her sentences? He kept eating her periods."
"How can you tell someone hates vegans, cross fitters, and atheists? Don't worry, they'll repost a joke about it."
"An Olympic Gymnast walks into a bar. He gets a two point penalty and ruins his life-long ambition of becoming an Olympic medalist."
"[backstage at GOP debate] AIDE: Mr. Trump needs his hair. CAT: I'm puking as fast as I can."
"What do you call a self-absorbed trumpet player? Brasshole"
"Chemistry, ok. But soulmates? You'd think if our spirits were perfectly matched, they'd be comfortable at the same thermostat setting."