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Joke of the Day
"Why did the hipster cross the road? To get to a place you've probably never heard of."
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"How does Snoop Dogg prepare for Christmas? he raps his presents"
"What kind of chicken is circumcised and suffers from E.D.? A boneless, skinless chicken!"
"Judge: order in the court, ORDER IN THE COURT Me on the witness stand:*lips pressed against the mic* 2 hot dogs and a milkshake, your honor"
"You gotta hand it to blind prostitutes"
"I like to combine danger with awkwardness by falling up stairs."
"Did you hear about the guy who had to leave his position to become a manager? He was fired up"
"Fun prank: Find a sleeping spider, crawl in its mouth and lay your eggs. Turn the tables. Give nature the finger. Live it up."
"What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender"
"Whenever teachers say 'show your work', just write a bunch of numbers down and hope they're tired that night."