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Joke of the Day

"After a long day, I feel like a bicycle Because I'm too tired"

"What's green, slimey and smells like pork? Kermit's finger."

"How is pussy like veal? It tastes sweeter the younger it is."

"Did you hear they're doing a remake of Dumb and Dumber? It's on tonight on every major network, tonight at 9."

"Where does Trump buy the bricks for the Mexican border? At Wallmart i'll show myself the way out"

"The policeman asked me why I keep beating my wife... I told him I have a longer reach and superior footwork."

"So the iPhone 7 gets arrested... He puts on his earpods and smugly declares ""sorry, you can't charge me while I'm using my headphones""."

"Why does Windows 10 say ""Hello""? Because my PC is a Dell. (please don't hurt me it's my first post on r/Jokes omg)"

"I tried to eat a clock... ...but it was very time consuming."

"Bats are just rats who had too much Red Bull."