164891
Joke of the Day
"What's red and unhealthy for your teeth? A brick."
Next Joke
"I can finish The Times' crossword in under five minutes but I struggle to eat the whole paper"
"If a camera adds on 10 pounds..... If a camera adds on 10 pounds, do African children even exist?"
"After his failed Presidential run, Bernie Sanders decides to write a book and finally endorses Hillary Clinton. The Clinton Foundation bought 10 million copies in advance."
"Where does a dog go to buy shoes? Reebark"
"What is the difference between a dead hooker and spare tire? I only have one spare tire in my trunk!"
"A New Year's resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other."
"How do you make a hormone? Pay well, and give her the best time you can."
"I've got my girlfriend working on her gag reflex... ...I haven't got a big dick or anything, she just throws up when she sees me naked"
"How many tickles does it take to tickle an octopus? Ten- tickles FTW!"