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Joke of the Day

"How many hipsters does it take to screw in a light bulb? It's some obscure number.. You've probably never heard of it"

"My friend got in an accident that caused the whole left side of his body to be amputated off He's alright now"

"What does a chef and a gravitational wave astronomer have in common? They both work in gastronomy"

"Morbidlly obese preteens at the nail salon are what's wrong with America."

"Twitter is like a conversation at the water cooler. If the water cooler was full of vodka. And you could smoke. And the boss was out of town"

"""Hahahahaha, what a narcissist! This model's Instagram is so pathetic!"" - me for 45 minutes while I scroll through all 700 of his photos"

"People say America is free, but Korea is free too! Whenever I was born, my parents gave me a choice: Piano or Violin."

"Samsung Galaxy S7 slogan: Rethink what a phone can do. To be fair, they didn't disappoint."

"How many words does it take to start a car? Forwards"

"After seeing the Kim Kardashian cover of Paper Magazine, Sir Mix-a-lot, reportedly tipped his hat, muttered that his work here was done and rocketed into space to return to his home planet Uranus..."