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Joke of the Day
"Why are manhole covers round? Because manholes are round"
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"3 men, hard of hearing: ""Its Windy out, isn't it?"" ""No, it's Thursday"", responds the second; to which the third replies ""Me too, let's go grab a beer""."
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