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Joke of the Day

"Why are manhole covers round? Because manholes are round"

"What do you call a rapper will killer abs? 6Pac"

"What's the difference between unlawful and illegal? One's against the law, and the other's a sick bird."

"*jumps from the earth to the moon* PARKOUR"

"It's pretty hard when you're a kid and you learn that a dodecahedron is a shape with 12 sides and not a dinosaur."

"This one earned some cutting remarks. If it weren't for the table saw accident, I wouldn't be half the person I am today."

"Thank God the conventions are over because now we can get back to the real issues: FOOTBALL."

"What do you call bovine masturbation? Beef stroganoff!"

"I'm surprised more people don't Photoshop a cleaner house into the background of their pictures."

"Why are horse-drawn carriages so unpopular? 'Cause horses are rubbish at drawing"