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Joke of the Day

"I asked my racist granddad what does he think should be illegal... His reply, quite unsurprising, was ""Youth in Asia"" ."

"Scroll no further, as it only get worse from here..."

"Q: What do lead trumpet players use for birth control? A: Their personality."

"I was thinking about getting a tattoo... [one liner] I was going to get a tattoo of a cross on my testicles, but I thought it would be too sacrilegious."

"Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because they're extinct."

"What did the fat prostitute say to the skinny prostitute? ""We really should have made better life choices."""

"How to offend a lot of redditors at once? You're penis"

"Congratulations to our winner, Todd, who correctly guessed there were ""hella jellybeans"" in the jar."

"Your overexposure to Korean pop music last year will be nothing compared to your overexposure to Korean nuclear radiation this year."

"Q: What do you call a drummer in a three piece suit? A: The defendant."