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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear Sea World is removing their Orca attraction? Whale it's about time!"

"At some point, a guy looked at an onion that was clearly purple & called it red. AND WE'RE JUST SITTING HERE LETTING IT HAPPEN."

"Father's day, the most confusing day in the ghetto."

"Who's the idiot that named it a Brazilian and not a Tropical Smoothie?"

"I was hoping to lose weight when I quit drinking, but it turns out that's not how pregnancy works."

"I want to be the area under your curves."

"Bernie Sanders looks and sounds like the High Sparrow from GoT, but that's an unfair comparison. By next season, Reddit will still remember the High Sparrow."

"Why the young tailor couldn't finish his father's pants? Because he had no pocket money."

"The Seven Dwarfs The seven dwarfs were all in a hot tub. They were all feeling happy, then Happy got out."

"A helicopter There are two men in a helicopter, the gunner says to the pilot,""are you going to rotate clockwise?"" The pilot says,""yaw"""