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Joke of the Day

"A helicopter There are two men in a helicopter, the gunner says to the pilot,""are you going to rotate clockwise?"" The pilot says,""yaw"""

"English joke - What's another name for Santa's elves? Subordinate Clauses"

"Offensively sexual** Whats the worst part about eating hairless pussy? You have to put the diaper back on after."

"A Mexican walked into a Polish store and greeted every one. He was handed a sausage. Edit: Ok I will walk myself out..."

"How do you drown a hipster? Throw them in the mainstream"

"Just because nobody complains Doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect."

"KFC and pimps are similar. They both sell breasts and thighs."

"What's the difference between an epileptic oyster-shucker and a hooker with diarrhea? One shucks between fits, and the other fucks between shits."

"What type structural support do you make out of phone books? A call-em"

"Why do all kids with down syndrome look like they came from the same father? And the shuttle to hell is boarding if anyone cares to join me...."