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Joke of the Day
"Why the young tailor couldn't finish his father's pants? Because he had no pocket money."
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"What drug can Donald Trump not live without? Xanax, for Hispanic attacks."
"What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month ? The letter ""D"" !"
"I'm going to do 100 lunges with my left leg within 2 minutes. It's going to be very challunging."
"the next time u see a fork in the road, just try to remeber that at least, no mater wat u did, u werent the person who tried to eat the road"
"I hate people who don't finish"
"Scientists say Spider-Man would not be able to climb vertical surfaces due to his size. It's almost like someone made the whole thing up."
"If the light turns green & the guy behind you honks cause he thinks you're taking too long to go get out & start checking your tire pressure"
"The Planets 71% water + 29% land = Earth 100% land + 0% Chocolate = Mars 100% land + 0% Fertility = Venus 100% land and lava + 0% Freddy = Mercury 100% land + 0% Dog = Pluto 100% gas = Uranus"
"My son was crying and asked, ""why doesn't the dog have to wear pants?"" And it's like, I don't even know. So now I'm putting pants on a dog."