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Joke of the Day
"Who's the idiot that named it a Brazilian and not a Tropical Smoothie?"
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"Facebook asks what I'm thinking. Twitter asks what I'm doing. Google asks where I am. The internet has turned into my girlfriend."
"FACT: Had kids for one reason; to send them to the basement for paper towels when I run out of them in the kitchen. It's scary down there."
"mosquito and a blonde joke what's the difference between a mosquito and a blonde ? A mosquito stops sucking when you slap it.."
"Take me down to the console city Where the games are blurry and the frames are thirty."
"What did the car-painter say to the carpenter? ""You sound just like me!"""
"What did the pedophile write on his Tinder profile? Netflix and Chilldren"
"What does a fat girl desire but already have? A ten chin"
"What sort of underwear does the ghost of a French baker wear? Boulangerie."
"What do gay horses eat? HAY HAY HAY!"