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Joke of the Day

"Father's day, the most confusing day in the ghetto."

"[my first day hosting shopping channel] ""for those of you who love coconut, boy do we have a product for you"" [holds up a coconut]"

"I used to think the brain was the most interesting part of the body. Then I realized what was telling me that."

"What do you tell a hitchhiker with one leg? Hop in"

"Q: What did the Spanish farmer say to his chickens? A: Oh-lay!"

"what amusement park ride do jews not really care for? the holocuaster"

"Breaking: Man takes longer to find emoji than it would have taken him to find words that convey what he wanted."

"Did you hear about the photographer that got locked in his darkroom? He died of exposure. It was not a pretty picture."

"This one took me a while to get when I was a kid: Three guys walk into a bar The fourth one ducked."

"So a commie, a clown and a crook walk into a bar... ...no wait, they enter a presidential race."