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Joke of the Day
"I was hoping to lose weight when I quit drinking, but it turns out that's not how pregnancy works."
Next Joke
"The link in the text.... Stolen Bull semen. http://sacramento.cbslocal.com/2016/01/22/nearly-50000-in-bull-semen-stolen-from-turlock-truck/"
"Why didn't the life guard save the hippy? He was too far out man."
"what do you call a slutty french fry? a potat-hoe"
"I want to start an irritable bowel support group called fecal matters"
"Why was the football stadium so cold? Because of all the fans."
"What did one piece of bread say to the sad piece of bread? Its going to be all rye."
"What did the homeless guy eat after he dropped his hamburger? Ground beef"
"I'm scared of lifts Guess I have to take steps to avoid them"
"I did a theatrical performance on puns.. it was a play on words."