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Joke of the Day
"I want to be the area under your curves."
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"Shame about the Tesla driver that crashed while watching a movie. He should've watched the trailer."
"Hey to all the girls with more than one person in their picture you're making this VERY DIFFICULT."
"I just saw a Nazi drive past me at 88 mph Probably going Back to the Fuhrer"
"What did the sushi say to the bee? WASABI"
"What dog do other dogs go to when they are sick? A docs-hund!"
"Looking at you, I understand why some animals eat their young."
"You heard about Pluto? That's messed up, right?"
"I can sum up 2016 in one word... Nine."
"""More people are killed by toasters than sharks"". So if you're swimming in the ocean and see a toaster, you're in big trouble."