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Joke of the Day
"I like my women like I like my golf score Mid eighties and with slight handicap."
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"Did you hear about the new German microwave? It seats 8."
"A Sober Irishman"
"So I used to date this graphic designer... We broke up because I caught her cheating. Writing hundreds of letters to some guy named Lorem Ipsum. What a creep, right?"
"How do you test for pregnancy in Harlem? See if the tampon's cotton was picked."
"You know all those things that ""Have been shown to cause cancer in the state of California""? Seems they prove the state of California causes cancer."
"What is a skeleton's favorite instrument? a trom-bone."
"my hipster wife is on her way to the hospital with severe burns in her mouth because she tried to to eat my lasagna before it was cool"
"Leonardo da Vinci's painting The Last Supper depicts all apostles and Jesus sitting on one side of the table. There must have been a show and karaoke."
"Politicians and diapers have one thing in common... they should both be changed regularly... and for the same reason."