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Joke of the Day
"How do you test for pregnancy in Harlem? See if the tampon's cotton was picked."
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"[breakup] Who should get the cat? ""I don't know...let's see who he loves the most"" {3 weeks later} Can you tell? ""Nope"""
"why don't black people go on cruises? Because they already fell for that shit once."
"What did Dr. Frankenstein say when his monster showed up for the ball? You look quite put-together this evening."
"Who is better? The 3rd wave feminist or the pencil? The pencil is better. It has a point."
"What's David Cameron's favourite Shakespeare play? Hamlet."
"Did you hear about Vivaldi's finances? He was one Baroque mother fucker"
"Quit bragging yo. Jesus drove a Honda back in Bible days and said nothing of it. ""For I speak not of my own accord"" John 12:49 a."
"People say there is power in numbers. Say that to 6 million jews. -Jimmy carr"
"*scientist finishes bowl of Cinnamon Toast Crunch cereal and begins drinking the milk* ""Wait just one damn minute"" - How horchata was born"