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Joke of the Day

"How do you test for pregnancy in Harlem? See if the tampon's cotton was picked."

"What happens when Bill Gates gets mad? He gets philanthro-pissed"

"I tried to go into a restaurant playing Pokemon go. I couldn't get in though. The servers were too busy."

"I got kicked out if boy scouts for eating a brownie"

"The best thing about being an accountant is that everyone assumes you're not a psychopath."

"What did the ghost say to the bee? Boobee!"

"My penis is so big if i laid it out on a keyboard It would reach from A to Z"

"They used to laugh when I said I wanted to be a comedian. Well they're not laughing now!"

"My son asked what it is like to be married, so I deleted all the music on his ipod except 1 song."

"Granny always said, 'If in doubt, check it out.' My addition: 'If the answer gets your goat, punch 'em in the throat.'"