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"A Sober Irishman"
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"2 cannibals are eating a clown... ""....does this taste funny to you?"""
"How did the depressed man get around town? Moped"
"I like the idea of almond milk, but then I can't get the image out of my head of someone milking a nut."
"What do you call a starving parrot? A polynomial!"
"What did the carpenter say to the girl he loved? Oh sweetheart, you are the eye of my maple...."
"When someone invites me to their house and I see more than 2 cars parked outside it I keep driving just in case it's an intervention for me"
"Q: How do you fix a broken tuba? A: With a ""tuba glue."""
"I have a huge clock. Some would even say it's pendulous."
"I hope the guy who just cut me off in traffic has his fav book made into a movie & the characters are nothing like he imagined them"