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Joke of the Day

"A Sober Irishman"

"I love using those really powerful bathroom hand dryers, because I get to see what it would look like if my hands went skydiving."

"Saw a ""Toby Keith's I Love This Bar"" that went out of business. Apparently he was the only one."

"I heard you can turn soup to gold... You just have to add 24 carrots"

"I like my politicians like I like my coffee. I don't like coffee."

"mom, pull over imma bout to throw up... West side california!! wit uppppp"

"A hiring manager had a stack of resumes, took half, and threw them in the trash... Coworker asks, ""what are you doing!?!"" HR Manager said, ""I don't like to hire unlucky people."""

"Good thing most planes have TVs. Nothings worse than having to look out the window at Earths sacred majesty from the point of view of angels"

"You should never get married because it can ONLY end in literally 2 ways; divorce or death! Funny... but true."

"Why did blonde open a fishcan in a shop? Because on top of it was written : Open here."