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Joke of the Day
"What is a skeleton's favorite instrument? a trom-bone."
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"Women are natures version of the Rubiks cube."
"What do the British say when they're flirting? U wan'a m8?"
"Ego and Super Ego walk into a bar. Bartender says, ""I'm going to need to see some Id."""
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"Girls are like internet domain names All the good ones are taken, so all we are left with are the strange foreign ones that nobody wants."
"I'm going to a medieval wedding and I need some one liners."
"Politicians and diapers have one thing in common: They should both be changed regularly, because they're full of shit."
"If I was Jennifer Lawrence, I'd see which laws I could ignore. Start with going behind the counter at Starbucks, work my way up to murder."
"First people said ""Myspace"" me. Now everyone says ""Facebook"" me. I'm sticking with a classic and still telling people to ""blow"" me."