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Joke of the Day

"Politicians and diapers have one thing in common... they should both be changed regularly... and for the same reason."

"What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? GLOVES! Nah, just kidding. He still hasn't unwrapped his present."

"Why did the balloon go near the needle? .... Why did the balloon go near the needle? He wanted to be a pop star."

"What did the gay frog say to his bf? Rimit rimit.."

"Whars long ha nuts on either sude and has an asshole around the corner The hallway in the mental hospital i just I just escaped"

"Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van."

"what is donald trump's favourite party game? JINGO!"

"Why wasn't meek mills phone working? Because it wasn't ""charged up"""

"I have just became a proud father! :) My son's actually just turned 4, but he was an annoying little cunt for the first 3 years."

"If you are a driver who swerves right before turning left, take a long hard look in the mirror, and then punch yourself in the face."