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Joke of the Day

"Leonardo da Vinci's painting The Last Supper depicts all apostles and Jesus sitting on one side of the table. There must have been a show and karaoke."

"Knock knock Who's there? Owls. Owls who? They certainly do"

"One ply toilet paper. Get in touch with your inner self."

"First thing this morning, there was a tap on my door... My plumber sure has a strange sense of humor..."

"What do Philadelphia Eagles fans do after they win the superbowl? Turn of madden and go to bed. (I'm an eagles fan)"

"What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? The Holocaust"

"What did the baby owl's parents say when he wanted to go to a party? You're not owld enough."

"A little black baby dies and goes to heaven... God gives him wings. The little black baby says, ""wow God, does this mean I'm an angel?"" God replies, ""Nah nigga, you a bat""."

"What do colleges and penises have in common? They're both long and hard, unless you're Asian."

"Why did the chicken cross the road To see the ugly man. Knock knock Who's there? The chicken."