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Joke of the Day
"Is your mother's name Josephine? Cuz I had sloppy joe's for dinner last night."
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"Some lady brought a gaggle of pre-teens to the movie, sat them down next to us & then sat elsewhere. I sold them all on the black market."
"What is Caitlyn Jenner's favorite song? More than a Woman by the BeeGees"
"Somewhere there's a cat named Pablo Picatso, and that's what keeps me going you guys."
"What do you get if you cross a dick with a potato? A dictator."
"My army buddy was jerking off one night. He was discharged by dawn."
"I'm 2/3 virgin."
"I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without their motives being questioned."
"Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because they are dead."
"Cold War Hungarian Joke Communism is the noble struggle by the proletariat to overcome problems that only exist under Communism."