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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a guitarist and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four"
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"Please can anyone remind if the world has ended? I need to add it to the minutes for my gay agenda."
"What did E.T.'s mother say when E.T. got home? ""Where on Earth have you been??!!"" **Thank you, I'll be here all night... Edit: Thanks for da love Dr. Jones!"
"If you have bladder problems. Urine trouble."
"Why are blondes so good with odd numbers? Because they, like, can't even!"
"Hi, I'd like a salamus sandwich, please. ""You mean salami?"" No, just a single salamus. ""People who make Latin jokes are a bunch of ani."""
"There are many different theories about why humans even need to sleep but I'm pretty sure it's to charge our phones."
"My dad asked me if I wanted to join an acapella group in college I told him I was straight."
"Capital letters are important. It can be the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse, and helping your uncle jack off a horse."
"What do you call Chinese woman with one leg? Irene."