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Joke of the Day
"What did the piston say to the freely expanding gas? No pressure"
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"A boy asks his mom, ""Why am I black and you're white?"" She says, ""Don't even go there. The way that party went, you're lucky you don't bark"""
"The official dance for my new mixtape has 3 steps... Stop, drop, and roll!"
"What's the difference between a pair of shoes and a ginger girl? You try your best to keep your shoes from getting wet when you go to town."
"You can't tell me I neglect my children. Nobody else knows where they are either."
"I'm always right. I thought i was wrong once, But i was wrong."
"Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door? He wanted to win the no bell prize!"
"Why is a dance like a bowl of cereal? They are both more enjoyable with dates!"
"I had an imaginary girlfriend for a few years, but she ended up leaving me for my best friend. He had a bigger imagination than I did."
"""Cash or Debit?"" ""Did you just assume my tender?!"""