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Joke of the Day
"Who makes the most money from Father's Day? My psychologist."
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"Just walked FACE FIRST into a spider's web on my porch. Shoutout to my neighbors who now think I love showing off my frantic break dancing."
"GUY 1: Why can't we skip rope without society judging us? GUY 2: What if we occasionally beat the crap out of each other? Boxing is born."
"Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights"
"I don't work here. I'm a consultant."
"If someone from New Jersey bites you, are you from New Jersey?"
"My girlfriend told me that I am immature and need to grow up Guess who's not allowed in my tree house anymore"
"Why don't Canadians have many orgies? Too many thank-you notes."
"Q: How are Boris Becker and President Clinton alike? A: Both aren't as successful when they're not on grass."
"Imagine Putting 5 worth of fuel in your car and your cars like ""well, since we're both being childish"" And refuses to open the door."