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Joke of the Day

"GUY 1: Why can't we skip rope without society judging us? GUY 2: What if we occasionally beat the crap out of each other? Boxing is born."

"It's crazy how tornadoes know which states don't matter to us."

"What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? You beat the shit out of her."

"A Smart Liberal"

"""Let's sleep in when we can't sleep in, and not sleep in when we can sleep in"" - children"

"Ate a bag of Sun chips and now I need 300 stitches in my mouth"

"My Poem to you Roses are 0xff0000 Violets are 0x0000ff return(SUCCESS);"

"So I know a joke you can tell Native Americans... Hopefully none of them giveaway the punchline."

"Why are gay men so creative? They think outside the box."

"We all live in a yellow submarine... ...I really wish the bathroom was working right."