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Joke of the Day
"Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights"
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"My co-worker is so annoying... She's always showing me pictures of her daughter and always asking: ""Have you seen my baby?"" It's so annoying, come on, its been two years, they're never gonna find her."
"*shipwrecked diary* Day 1: alone, doing well. Mentally sound. Met a crab Day 2: crab seems untrustworthy Day 3: CRA B LEAR N ING TO WRI TE"
"Keep the tip Said the leper to the prostitute"
"What does Bill Cosby do when he can't sleep at night? He finishes her drink EDIT: Apparently this is Conan's joke, so all credit goes to him. I just heard it from a friend of mine and I had no idea."
"From John bishops only joking Did you hear about the local blender company? They went into liquidation"
"How do you kill a vegan vampire? Steak to the heart."
"""Can I axe you something?"" is actually grammatically correct, if you're a polite lumberjack"
"What did the right eye said to the left? Between me and you, ""something smells""."
"Stevie Wonder has seven kids But I heard he never sees them."