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Joke of the Day
"I don't work here. I'm a consultant."
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"""Hi I'm looking for a birthday card for my mom's sister"" *hands you an extremely small card* ""WHAT IS THIS A CARD FOR AUNTS"" Yes ""Perfect"""
"Dark humor never gets old. Just like children in Africa."
"I've realized that women don't necessarily care what I have to say, they just want to hear what they have to say repeated in a deeper voice."
"What did the letter O say to the letter Q? ""Hey, your dick is hanging out"""
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Ari ! Ari who ? Ari-S-P-E-C-T !"
"What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic? About halfway."
"What do you call a dog subbing for a music teacher? A subwoofer."
"My Neighbour works in Fashion and was gloating they look at attractive people for a living, so I replied so do I. ... I work in a store that sells mirrors."
"The lonelier you are the more likely you are to incorrectly believe your cell phone just vibrated."